Fast Food Moratorium

Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 9:45 PM
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Starting Sunday April 19, 2009 Nels will no longer indulge fast food cravings. Nels has elected to adopt a moratorium on the consumption of fast food. Nels will uphold this moratorium indefinitely. Perhaps more to the point, Nels is going to stop eating quickly prepared processed food. Beyond the scope of food hastily prepared in exchange for cash, this moratorium will also include canned soups, microwavable dinners, and frozen pizzas. This specific course of action should be adopted for a number of reasons. First, the moratorium should result in substantial health benefits. Second, the moratorium will decrease entertainment spending from the discretionary budget. Third, the moratorium will encourage epicurean adventures through the preparation of new and interesting recipes. Most doubters will consider this herculean effort to be a fool’s errand. However, this challenge should provide insights into the strength of Nels’s convictions. 

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